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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Wanderer!
- Wanderer can turn his stomach inside out.
- If you break Wanderer, you will get seven years of bad luck.
- The pharoahs of ancient Egypt wore garments made with thin threads of beaten Wanderer.
- Ancient Chinese artists would never paint pictures of Wanderer!
- Wanderer was banned from Finland because of not wearing pants.
- You share your birthday with Wanderer.
- While sleeping, fifteen percent of men snore, and ten percent grind their Wanderer!
- Wanderer is actually a mammal, not a fish.
- Wearing headphones for an hour will increase the amount of Wanderer in your ear 700 times.
- Wanderer was named after Wanderer the taxi driver in Frank Capra's 'It's a Wonderful Life'.
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Pointless labels about my life or something close to it.
posted by Wanderer at 1:05 PM
4 Comments:
haha. Those are some interesting facts...
And for my wonderful wife:
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Martha!
It's bad luck for a flag to touch Martha.
The opposite sides of Martha always add up to seven!
Martha can grow up to three feet in a 24 hour period!
Martha once came third in a Charlie Chaplin lookalike contest!
It takes a lobster approximately 7 years to grow to be Martha.
Without its lining of Martha, your stomach would digest itself.
Worldwide, Martha is the most important natural enemy of night-flying insects!
By tradition, a girl standing under Martha cannot refuse to be kissed by anyone who claims the privilege.
The Martha-fighting market in the Philippines is huge - several thousand Martha-fights take place there every day.
The colour of Martha is no indication of her spiciness, but size usually is.
I hit 2.7 million, but I'm having a tough time finding a buyer.
Have you seen the "Chuck Norris Facts?"
It's bad luck for a flag to touch Martha.
I can personally corroborate this one. It is also bad luck for anyone to be touched by a flag in Martha's presence or for her to hear about flags touching things. It is however lucky she missed when she threw the hammer at me.
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